Sometimes you can sum up a relationship better in Tweets and Hashtags. #FakeLoveFacts #BreakUpHashtagsAreTheBest #ImFINEdammit
The one that is the story of my life
The one I heard over and over
I actually believed this one
A story I told myself
I need to redefine ’emergency’
not really true, he never said I was sexy
and he forget his phone, bummer, right?
actually the only way he expressed anything
again, not really true, he never said he wanted to be with me
I’m probably just over-reacting, again
And the one that is the most true
Thanks Twitter for the #FakeLoveFacts Hashtag trend. I’d say I feel much better, but that’s not true. But it did distract me for a little bit, so that’s good.
I do talk about other things on Twitter, (cough! #Resist #TheWalkingDead) really, you can click, you know, like, if you really, really wanted to. I’m going to go finish of that quart of chocolate ice cream while you do.